
Horror Fest Review
Posted: October 25, 2011
By: Louis White
As a start to the second half of the 2011 FrightTour we decided to head on over to Yardley, Pennsylvania for a scream at Horror Fest located at Shady Brook Farm. Boasting a total of four attractions including the Hayride of Horror, Carnage, Alien Encounter 3D and the Barn of Terror we were very excited to visit one of our most favorite types of haunted attractions, a terror farm!
After locking our car, gathering our tickets and making our way through the front entrance we realized what the name Horror Fest means. The overall event is set up much like a carnival with games, foods, entertainment, petting zoo’s and of course the four haunted attractions that everyone came to experience. While I loved this approach, I got the feeling that we would be experiencing attractions for the “family oriented” genre. It just seemed to theme park like for me to really admire all the activities available.
So after taking in some sights, sounds and smells we made our way over to the first attraction of the night, The Hayride of Horror. As we stood in line waiting for our wagon to roll up, we noticed that unlike other hayrides the Hayride of Horror was double long. Meaning instead of one wagon, the tractor pulled two wagons. This at first seemed pretty unique and could have gone one of two ways. Either we were going to be bombarded with so many actors that the two wagons would serve their purpose or it was a cosmetic mistake and there is no purpose for the double long load.
After sitting down and waiting for both wagons to fill we were off down a very long dirt path that took us up to a barn sitting on the very edge of our trail. We rode for an extended amount of time with nothing happening and we realized that we were no wheres near the entrance to the hayride. From where we were you could see distant colors of blue, reds, greens and oranges. We still had to turn and drive down a path into the woods. But as we came around the corner we were blinded by headlights on a monster truck that was weaving around the field kicking up dirt and making loud rumbling sounds. All three of us thought, “Does this monster truck have anything to do with the hayride?” And of course we thought it did and found no point to it.
Finally we made it to the woods where we encountered numerous scenes set up along a very winding and dangerous trail. It was the most elaborate and complicated trail for a hayride I have ever seen. Usually hayrides follow very straight flat paths. This hayride went uphill, downhill and around very sharp turns. I thought, “How on earth is the tractor going to pull this through here?” but it did! About midway through the hayride our wagons came to a complete stop as three men with flashlights zipped by on go karts. My guess was something had happened ahead of us while others thought it was connected to the ride. So we sat there for 15 minutes wondering what the hell had happened. I personally think this ruined the flow of the hayride for me and kind of left a sour taste in my mouth. After we started moving again, the second part of the ride was uneventful just like the first half. There was nothing unique about the experience that would make me remember it. I personally think the double long wagons had a lot to do with the overall scare factor. Either there was too much ground for the actors to cover or they weren’t into it. Whatever it was, everyone on our wagon was bored and wanting to get off…
Next up was Carnage which I thought was some sort of indoor maze, but I was surprised to find myself walking through a corn maze. I don’t think the name really fit the theme of the attraction. Anyway after the hayride we were looking for some gratification and we were hoping Carnage would deliver the scares we were in search for. However, with another cosmetic mistake we think the attraction could have been a lot better, but it was another boring experience.
After crossing over a pointless bridge which was the entrance to the maze we found ourselves walking through a corn maze where the stalks weren’t being used as the walls of the trail. Instead the path for Carnage was created using a construction type mesh fence which was stomach high. This sort of killed the attraction in my book because it felt very commercial and not like other corn mazes where they feel naturally set up. Plus during our entire walk, we didn’t get scared one time. This was mainly because the actors inside had to stand in the center of the path. It didn’t seem like they were allowed to move or hide inside the stalks for those perfect opportunities for great scares the natural setting of a corn field provides. We even ran into two actors carrying a normal conversation with each other about what they were doing tomorrow night… This outrages me on a very high level, you know people are walking through and you break character right in front of guests and you don’t stop talking, you keep on talking. I know we were three tall macho men, but come on, really!? The only thing the maze had going for itself was the barn at the very end, it was absolutely amazing and realistic!
After exiting Carnage we made our way over to Alien Encounter 3D which we were excited for, however, after the hayride and corn maze we starting to lose hope. We grabbed our 3D glasses and made our way through. The layout and overall theme was excellent, however, the amount of actors inside lacked a little in my book. We found ourselves walking for good chunks of time without anything happening. However, when something did happen it scared the crap out of us! What was specifically unique in this attraction was the use of fake aliens against live actors. There was one point, I turned around and said, “look at that alien, it looks so creepy and real!” And then out of no where, it popped up and charged at me! I wish this happened more because this maze was awesome and once we left, we were really happy! A definite if you go to Horror Fest this year!
Last up but the very highly anticipated Barn of Terror. We saved this attraction for last considering we have been through some very intense mazes this year with the word barn in the name. As we walked up to the entrance we were told the barn in front of us is over 200 years old. This heightened the scare factor in my opinion. We made our way into the barn where we walked into a very dim lit room and in a minutes time from entering the first room, I jumped. From this point on I got very excited, I was hoping the rest of the attraction would deliver. However, as we made our way through the dark hallways and fogged out rooms which definitely made me happy we ran into a few things that didn’t fit. I have never been inside a barn that has a bathroom, bedroom, living room and infirmary. I think if it were to use the barn as the actual setting, this attraction would be more on the scary side. However, still a must on the list if visiting Horror Fest!
Overall Horror Fest wasn’t the best nor the worst, but still a good pick if looking for a haunted attraction to scream at in your general area. I think with a few cosmetic changes, Horror Fest would be up there with the big dogs that we often hear of all the time. I personally would like to see the number of attraction knocked down from 4 to 3. I think with the extra staff they would gain from removing one of the attractions, the others like the Barn of Terror or Alien Encounter would see a better review. But like I said, if you live in the general area of Horror Fest, I would definitely recommend visiting this Halloween!